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fuckihateyourface: ROBBIE WAS BORN IN THE MATRIX! I needed his assistance, he casually slid in defying gravity. This annoyed me so I attacked him with a flying toilet roll, he dodged it so well that the only explanation is he was born and raised in the matrix… by laser wolves in bikinis.

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

the relief you have after taking a mean piss

oh yes.

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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fuckihateyourface: THIS VIDEO HAS IT ALL! Robbie turns up to work and feeds me a bacon and egg muffin. I thank him aggressively then attack him with a Jackie Chan fly kick, he reverses the attack and spins me around violently. Bad Religion is playing in the background, it is actually the only reason to watch this. Some whore said I was dizzy. Fucking Tumblr whores.

Dec 16th

shimmerandrot asked: You would cost me many monies that I don't have as you are uh ONT OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. v,v

Dec 15th

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Playboy Tron - Playboy Tribute to Tron - Playboy Light Cycle Pics - Game On

Dec 15th

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fuckihateyourface: THIS IS STANDARD WORK CONVERSATION. They sound like old school sailors, disgusting language. If you can’t follow because of the accents one human is just asking for a beer. Crank it up. LOVE Take that Cat Zwartz

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

fuckihateyourface: ROBBIE HAS DONE WELL TODAY. I yelled out for music and he instantly whipped on NOFX! What a good cunt. So lick your chops, and eat the meek

Dec 13th

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Dec 8th

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200 FOLLOWERS! that’s pretty much the same as 200 tickets to No Sleep Til! Which also happens to be happening tomorrow! fuckihateyourface: 200 MOTHER FUCKING HOMEBOYS ARE FOLLOWING ME! We celebrate. Thanks a bunch everyone, you have all done well.

Dec 8th

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Dec 2nd

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fuckihateyourface: I’m so stoked with myself, I nailed it first attempt :D I then wrote a letter to my mum telling her all about it, she gave me a medal. FIRST!

Dec 2nd

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GO TO SIT ON A CHAIR...

Dec 2nd